Sometimes it holds me close just like a blanket
Sometimes it gas me up like a balloon
Sometimes I tie it tight just like a ribbon
When I rip it up at the Betterday Saloon

Drinking is a gift for any season
And drinking is a way to pass the day
Drinking is a sin to some believers
And drinking is a reason to be saved

Cause when you had too much
You had too much
You had too much
You had to, had to

Whiskey, keep me warm in times of winter
Tequila when I'm dancing in the rain
Drinking just to cope with the attention
And drinking when they forget my name

Cause when you had too much
You had too much
You had too much
You had to, had to

All these tears in my eyes I can barely see
Ice on the road, grind my teeth
Gotta get back to see my baby
Colorado, why you trying to kill me

I need a big hug
And a back rub
And a pay stub
And a refund
I need a hit tune
Or a breakthrough
Want to see you
In my living room

All these tears in my eyes and I can't see the road
Four white ponies standing in the snow
All these tears in my eyes, can't see straight
Nobody knows my maiden name

I need a free throw
Be my hero
Want to hear it
On the radio
I need a big hug
And a back rub
And a pay stub
And a refund
I need a hit tune
Or a breakthrough
Want to see you
In my living room
Oh yeah

Oh, you had too much
You had too much
You had too much
You had to, had to