[00:02.46] Yo, how do I keep (I don't know what's up with these hoes)
[00:06.95] Getting in relationships like this (I'm just sayin')
[00:10.19] Maybe it says something about me
[00:13.02] Should I look in the mirror?
[00:15.66] I just want you to be normal
[00:17.47] Why can't you bitches be normal?
[00:19.45] Always gotta be so extra
[00:21.56] Why you always need a lecture?
[00:23.30] My ex hates to talk, she's a texter
[00:25.37] Even when I'm in bed layin' right next to her
[00:27.53] Wants to get back together
[00:29.40] Said not till she gets her act together
[00:31.47] She thinks I'm bein' mean
[00:32.95] And now she starts to scream and shout
[00:34.12] She's about to let the demons out
[00:35.41] She don't want to see me with other females out
[00:37.45] I tell the bitch to beat it, take the scenic route
[00:39.51] She retaliates by tryin' to leave the house in her evening gown with her cleavage out
[00:43.17] We've been down this road too many times for me to count
[00:45.81] And all I can think is how
[00:47.66] I just want you to be normal
[00:49.38] Why can't you bitches be normal?
[00:51.29] Always gotta be so extra
[00:53.47] Like a fuckin' terrestrial
[00:55.40] Guess it comes with the territory
[00:57.13] My ex girl, she just declared war
[00:59.01] Therefore, I better prepare for it
[01:01.71] I guess bein' weird's normal
[01:03.38] And I don't know what's got a hold of me
[01:04.90] Most notably I've been zoning to Jodeci
[01:06.75] I'm totally open, hoplessly devoted
[01:08.56] So much so that I bet you she don't know that she's the first thing I think of when I wake up and the last thing I think of before I go to sleep
[01:14.55] Sike
[01:15.86] Hope she don't notice me goin' through her purse
[01:17.48] I know she cheats
[01:18.42] Told her she's heartless
[01:19.52] She's heartless
[01:21.03] No wonder we're partners
[01:22.38] Both got hundreds of charges
[01:24.03] Domestic disputes but we've always
[01:25.90] Swept it under the carpet
[01:27.22] Even when 911 gets the call that
[01:29.03] I slipped up and busted her jaw with
[01:31.18] A Louisville Slugger 'cause alls it
[01:33.27] Really does is make our love
[01:35.25] For each other grow stronger
[01:36.79] She won me over the second she tried to run me over
[01:39.13] Told her I'd keep a hun
[01:40.87] We all but kicked her out, called her back now she's coming over
[01:43.16] But why is she so wicked?
[01:44.75] And how the fuck did I get so twisted
[01:46.63] I picked someone that's so unlock-able and shifty
[01:48.55] We're like nitrogen and hydrogen mixed with
[01:50.74] Ignitable liquids
[01:52.20] But I'm finally seeing
[01:53.36] She's only mine for the time being
[01:54.67] That's why I keep bringing up that one time she
[01:56.91] Tried to two time me
[01:58.38] And throw it up in her face till I dry heave
[02:00.45] How could I be so naive?
[02:02.41] Should I leave or turn this entire evening
[02:04.63] To a motherfucking crime scene
[02:06.61] Maybe I'm just too ugly to compete with him
[02:08.88] You weren't supposed to agree you fucking bitch
[02:11.00] Especially when you're the one cheated first
[02:12.79] Now the argument immediately becomes heated
[02:14.99] You don't want me flip little conceded cunt
[02:16.92] Eat a monkey dick wrapped in a stuffed pita
[02:18.83] Fajita slut treat just like a drum
[02:20.38] Beat it, complete it, and once you've succeeded, repeat it!
[02:23.66] I love you but I hope you fucking die though
[02:26.65] In our business your friends like to pry so
[02:28.70] You've got 'em all under cover just like moles
[02:30.89] Hoppin' they'll come back with intel
[02:32.82] But I'm the one who's thrown into the spiral
[02:34.88] 'Cause now the roles are reversed so here I go
[02:37.35] Thinkin' I'm sly as I scroll through your iPhone
[02:40.02] Who the fuck's Milo?
[02:41.41] The guy at work who drives a hi-lo
[02:43.32] I put a tracking device on your Chrysler
[02:45.79] And follow you while you drive home
[02:47.37] But like a cyclone, I just got my disguise blown
[02:50.25] You recognize me and had Milo flip me off right out the passenger side window
[02:54.24] I hit a light pole, you skirt off and then pull up at 5am in the drive in a stretch white limo
[02:59.11] Stumble in the side door and hit me head with Milo's demo
[03:02.75] But like a drunk bum what do I know?
[03:05.00] Let's sleep on it like they did Revival
[03:07.18] I told you you're the apple of my eye so shut your pie hole
[03:11.26] Just wanna be normal
[03:15.58] Why can't you be normal?
[03:19.24] Yeah, I just wanna be normal
[03:23.38] Why can't you be normal?
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