[00:53.20] Now, warning lights are flashing down at quality control
[00:56.38] Somebody threw a spanner, they threw him in the hole
[00:59.47] There's rumors in the loading bay and anger in the town
[01:02.76] Somebody blew the whistle, and the walls came down
[01:06.20] There's a meetin' in the boardroom, they're tryin' to trace the smell
[01:09.34] There's a leakin' in the washroom, there's a sneak-in personnel
[01:12.45] Somewhere in the corridors someone was heard to sneeze
[01:15.97] Goodness me, could this be industrial disease?
[01:19.29] Caretaker was crucified for sleeping at his post
[01:22.28] Refusing to be pacified, it's him they blame the most
[01:25.50] Watchdog got rabies, the foreman got the fleas
[01:28.80] Everyone concerned about industrial disease
[01:31.87] There's panic on the switchboard, tongues in knots
[01:35.14] Some come out in sympathy, some come out in spots
[01:38.39] Some blame the management, some the employees
[01:41.60] Everybody knows it's the industrial disease
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[01:58.53] Yeah, now the work force is disgusted, downs tools, walks
[02:03.61] Innocence is injured, experience just talks
[02:07.17] Everyone seeks damages, everyone agrees that
[02:09.29] These are classic symptoms of a monetary squeeze
[02:12.38] On ITV and BBC they talk about the curse
[02:15.89] Philosophy is useless, theology is worse
[02:18.74] History boils over, there's an economics freeze
[02:21.91] Sociologists invent words that mean "industrial disease"
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[02:38.31] Doctor Parkinson declared, "I'm not surprised to see you here
[02:43.69] You've got smokers cough from smoking, brewer's droop from drinking beer
[02:46.91] I don't know how you came to get the Bette Davis knees
[02:50.43] But worst of all young man, you've got industrial disease"
[02:53.40] He wrote me a prescription, he said, "You are depressed
[02:56.84] But I'm glad you came to see me to get this off your chest
[02:59.95] Come back and see me later, next patient, please
[03:03.40] Send in another victim of industrial disease"
[03:09.03] Ah! Splendid
[03:19.62] Now, I go down to Speaker's Corner, I'm thunderstruck
[03:23.06] They got free speech tourists, police in trucks
[03:26.73] Two men say they're Jesus, one of them must be wrong
[03:29.96] There's a protest singer, he's singing a protest song
[03:32.80] He says, "They wanna have a war, keep their factories
[03:36.39] They wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
[03:39.56] They wanna have a war to stop us buying Japanese
[03:42.68] They wanna have a war to stop industrial disease
[03:46.39] They're pointing out the enemy to keep you deaf and blind
[03:51.15] They wanna sap your energy, incarcerate your mind
[03:54.55] Give ya "Rule Britannia", gassy beer, page three
[03:57.54] Two weeks in España and Sunday striptease"
[04:00.84] Meanwhile, the first Jesus says "I'll cure it soon
[04:03.95] Abolish Monday mornings and Friday afternoons"
[04:07.18] The other one's out on hunger strike, he's dying by degrees
[04:10.44] How come Jesus gets industrial disease?
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