Some people are so poor
All they have is money
When all they really want is
To be loved

I know a guy who is so poor
All he has is money
Hotels and a big tower
With his name on top

And this poor guy just wants more
But I say Donald, honey
You're great, you're huge, the best
So now might be the time to stop

You've made America first (so fast!)
America first
On the list of asshole states
Countries everybody hates
America first, hate it now even worse
Then back in George W.'s days

All the things you've done that Hillary could never do
Cozied up with Russia and the Saudis too
You sold so many weapons, they just might start a war
You never know what happens, it's been done before!

We might get our own bullets back
Doing war or other crimes
History may not repeat itself
But it often rhymes.

We'll hit America first
They'll get America first
If he just has half the chance
Put in the wheel and your broke mans (?)
America first, to be devoured by his thirst
For a great Russian empire again

And China Russia Turkey love the way you make them look
Suddenly they're not the only ones who hire crooks
To do their dirty work and wipe their ass with human rights
Now you're in Obama's seat, they sleep well at night

But Donald now you made it
You're the mightiest man alive
Thanks so much, go home, play golf
Enjoy your lovely wife

You've made America first, from now it only gets worse
So, get out here while you can, be remembered at a great states man
Nothing big has gone wrong, so listen to my song
Thank you, it's time to play golf.

We love you, go home and play golf
Take a break Don, go home and play golf!